rant rant rant
if you’re in a stupid immature fight with your boyfriend, don’t talk to each other via dramatic Facebook statuses directed at each other, it makes you both look like giant twats HASHTAGS ARE FOR TWITTER don’t post a picture of yourself if you’re going to bitch about how “ugly” you are. if you truly thought you were ugly, you wouldn’t post a photo,...
I hate being female at times….. especially when it feels like someone is beating the lower part of my body with a red hot aluminum baseball bat
Anonymous asked: omg you're really clever, i could never have worked that out :')
Anonymous asked: lol... are you an english teacher or somthing???
Anonymous asked: wow, how did you find that out?
Anonymous asked: whats pumped up kicks about? because i tried to figure it out and i dont know
so many people like that ‘pumped up kicks’ song but hardly any of them know what it’s about..
cloysterbell: Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
I am in the biggest piece of crap of a situation ever
Anonymous asked: You really look like Demi Lovato.
OMG I AM SO EXCITED I AM GOING TO VOMIT
my boyfriend’s dad got like 6 good floor tickets for taylor swift’s show on 11/11/11!!!! idk who all is going with my boyfriend & I, but now I can sell my crappy upper level tickets & make some monayyyyyyyy!
mikeythemethmatician: I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
I am the laziest person alive