Person: I found your tumblr.
Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?
literate-gypsy: If only I ran as much in real life as I do on Temple Run
I hate presidential election time because all I see on TV are candidates attacking each other with ads like little girls, no one actually pays attention to those anyway
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I love Lauren. She’s absolutely the best.
These were the lovely bones that had grown around my absence: the connections -...– The Lovely Bones (via florum)
beticandrinkitstraight asked: awesome blog! (:& i love your background too!!! follow me?
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I am actually SO FUCKING HAPPY right now.
celebrating with a glass of moscato & nicki minaj WHAT WHAT WHAT
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
sometimes customers come in at work with the cutest babies & I’m thinking, “I want a baby girl they are so cute & I can dress them up” & then I think about childbirth….& changing diapers