rachelv13 let’s play yayyy
I have an awful case of food poisoning.
so I’ll lay in bed & play the sims all day lalala
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
it’s sad that I would rather hold down the shift button while I want to type in caps rather than press the caps lock key
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
why are notes in a box all of the sudden
teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
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